McKenna shared a story with me this morning. She told me she thought she was in trouble yesterday. She was standing in her class room and the girl standing behind her licked her ear!
Umm what?!
Then....she did it again!
Then....she did it again!
Needless to say she loudly said "You licked my ear! That's gross! Why'd you lick my ear?" (listening to her retell this is hilarious) Well the girl said it was an accident, that she turned with her mouth open but was offended that she'd been yelled at. During her next class, McKenna got called to the office to talk to the counselor. This girl said McKenna was rude and yelled at her. After finding out the girl did this twice in a row (pretty much confirming she probably hadn't tripped), the counselor said she agreed that McKenna had the right to yell at her for the wet willy incident since it was invasive and just plain weird. The other girl apologized. The counselor had them make up and McKenna said "We're friends again as long as she keeps her tongue to herself." Lol.
So. In honor of this experience (not that it's riddled with honor) I've implemented a poll. Please share your answer in your comment.
Question: In your best guess, why did she lick McKenna's ear?
Options:
A. This girl really did trip with her mouth open....Twice.
B. McKenna was unaware of the dark chocolate smudge on her lobe that was calling out "Eat me".
C. She was doing her Mike Tyson imitation but forgot to bite down.
D. McKenna missed a spot in the shower.
E. Her canine senses were momentarily overpowering.
F. Other
15 comments:
HAAAAADDDD to be E...Canine senses...What a totally Bizarre thing to do though!! Hmmmm...I think I'll lick that girl's ear...TASTY!!!
Must have been the chocolate. OBVIOUSLY. It was a GIRL who belonged to the tongue, right?
What?? That is the strangest thing ever! Well my vote is for D- McKenna missed a spot in the shower. Nothing like a little ear wax-Yum!
this is just too funny. I think it was B, I would like some chocolate of some one I mean come on, its chocolate.
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Ok....that is just to weird. I'd be yelling to if someone randomly licked me ear. For me I know chocolate would get me to do that to a total stranger lol
I just keep going "What?! Why?! Weird!!"
If I have to choose I'd say B, the chocolate thing, but I'm still flabergasted at the whole thing...
Thats just gross! Poor girl must have been traumatized! I would have been! I vote Chocolate!
Oh my gosh. Had to be B. Why else would she lick?
Oy.
Visiting from SITS...have a wonderful and licking free day!
I am going to go with option F...She just wanted to see what McKenna tasted like.
Ears can be so tempting, after all.
-Francesca
Oh my goodness, that is crazy!! How hilarious. Wow!!
:)
~Tabitha~
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I'm going with Mike Tyson! I think you should nickname the licker-girl "MT." Or maybe that's bullying. But licking your daughter twice and then telling on her for being rude???? That is SOOO wacko!
Good for McKenna to yell at her! Oh my, I can just imagine her re-telling her telling her story. LOL
Do you know how many ?'s your Aunt works with?
I am amazed and shocked at all the chocolate on lickable ears!:-)
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