Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long
word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I got this in an email quite a while back. I thought I'd share it with you.
5 comments:
Interesting. Only, I can put mascara on without opening my month. I was asked by a friend once why I don't open my month and I never realized I didn't. I must be an odd.
I love that! That is great! SO TRUE! WHY????!
Hope all is going well with you and the foster prep classes.
Just think soon you will have a special new someone to add to your family! So excited for you guys! Jealous too... wish Todd was on board with me like your hubby is on with you!
Hope you have a great week!
great food for thought...lol... i love those, needed a good laugh tonight. hope you enjoyed the class tonight.....see ya
that is so cute! love it
That is great...!! The bad part is that I think I have wondered about one or two of those...lol!! Hope you guys are doing great!!
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